Sunday, March 29, 2009

Why the hell you standin in my house??

You ever knew somebody who did that? You be at your house chillin, it be other people at the house, maybe your fam or you got some friends over or some shit... Point is, ya all chillin, relaxin, watchin tv or some shit. Then somebody come over and they just stand there!

They be up in the room standin watchin tv! Everybody sittin, mad comfrotable and this weirdo wanna come and just stand like that's what's poppin! You might have the only comfy ass couch, mad broke in from bum ass mofos comin in and just slammin they asses on yo shit... but that shit's perfect cuz you sink right in it and when you ready to get up somebody gotta come over and help you cuz you so deep in it... anyways, couch is mad comfy is all I'm sayin!

I might get tripped up at first. I'm like maybe he gotta warm up to the place before he just plop down. Maybe he got the BGs and he wanna let his stomach settle for a second. But then, you know a few minutes pass and I'm like "Yo why you still standin? Sit down somewhere!" And they wanna be like "Na I'm cool, Ima just stand. I like standing."

Fuck outta here! Who likes standing?? That's some weird shit! This ain't the fields my dude, I don't need no damn overseer up in my own crib! Maybe I'm just ODin, but I don't get that shit. I be in my head like, this brother gots to go! Shit puts me on edge. It's like you know somethin I don't know? Be lookin like you ready to run from the scene!

I don't know, what you think? Am I trippin? I just like a person to sit when they come up in the house. It ain't like you walkin around seein the sights! You watchin tv just like me but you standin up! Why! Relax yourself!

But yea... am I bugged? Or have you experienced this, and my frustration?

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